i thought this was really cool

this email was circulating among my group of friends and i thought i could share with everyone. it’s really funny!

Cinderella lost both her glass high-heels, then the prince dunno which gal dance with him that night. His eye put stamp, go marry her "cui" step-sister… haizzz. See lar, must be the step sister go steal her high heel.
She become "depression" liao and go to the bar, try to drown herself with X.O wine…
 
*Pss… See the picture… So many "Hum sup" uncle go "bioo" her… (ogle at her)*
Thats why I say the prince eye "ta" stamp.. chio bu also dunno which one. =)

Snow White and the 7 babies. Wahhh so sad… No more princess liao, become "nanny". Must be the Cost of living too high, like singapore. So, the "prince charming" got no choice, need to downgrade and buy HDB. Can see, he is very high tech seahh, can attend National Day parade by watching TV. *useless bump*
 
See lar, snow white… Nv open your eye big big… Marry people liao then you see his true colours..

Because of the stupid 3rd World War on Terrorism, Ms Little Red riding went hiding in the forests.
Lucky for her, must have gotten a boyfriend serving NS before. She know the importance of
"wei yu chou mo", (saving up for raining days) So she brought along coke zero and hamburgers to stock up her field-basket.
 
She thought "Coke zero wont make u fat what?" But she forgot to watch the movie "SUper-size mE"..
Hamburgers are not normal sandwiches… they can make you rounder…
 
Morale of story: Do not trade apples for humburgers. An apple a day keeps you away from the doctore.

This girl tragic ah… Never buy alarm clock. Overslept until her prince charming become "ah gong"

But can tell the guy very faithful… keep praying…Well, at least you got a good husband  =)

Because Belle went to commit suicide on World Trade Center just now. The U.S thought Osama bin laden is the mastermind! So thEy went to attack ARAB, where jasmine lived.
Eyyy… dont see that jasmine so cool okay? (Tell you a secret: All the heli-Kopter behind all fake one, they use photo-shop one..)
 
Aiyah, nevermind lah… even if there is real army tanks and heli-"Kop" ters.behind her also no need to worry.
A gorgeous lady like her will make all the pilots miss all the attacks! See pretty girl hands, also tremble liao.
 
How about the magic carpet and the genie leh? Cause they not pretty.  The hei-kopters and tanks must have shot them down already. =(
 
This jasmine looked caucasian. Shouldnt Arabian girls look more like Osama?
Ahh! I know, she must have gone to bleach herself white….Like Michael Jackson.  
(OMG wilson please stop this lame stuff =P )

One day, beauty quarrel with beast. Beast become very angry and he accidently maul her face with his claws…*Rawrr*
Her face "bwangg" liao, then she became emo… Cannot take it, so she climb to the top floor of World Trade Centre and jump down, then die.. Poor thingg…she didnt know got something called plastic surgery. die liao then the undertaker help her do plastic surgery.
 
Beauty and Beast should have gone to listen to Pst Kong’s marriage relationship management, then wont quarrel liao.

One day, KK went fishing… and then. *WHOOSH!*
He caught something…
"A fish???"    no.
"A mermaid!!!"  YEA!!    (can see his eyes big big)
 
You all can guess what he did to the mermaid already. Enough said =)
If it was me who caught her, I would have married her instead. *Wasted*
See lar, now become sushi liao how to marry?

the guy who wrote all this is really quiet in real life. but damn, he is so lame!!!