Archive for April, 2010

lucky :)

Posted in Uncategorized on April 11, 2010 by lmfjiang
Do you hear me? 
I’m talking to you 
Across the water 
Across the deep blue ocean 
Under the open sky 
Oh my, baby I’m trying 

Boy I hear you in my dreams 
I feel your whisper across the sea 
I keep you with me in my heart 
You make it easier when life gets hard

Lucky I’m in love with my best friend 
Lucky to have been where I have been 
Lucky to be coming home again 

They don’t know how long it takes 
Waiting for a love like this 
Every time we say goodbye 
I wish we had one more kiss 
I’ll wait for you, I promise you I will 

Lucky I’m in love with my best friend 
Lucky to have been where I have been 
Lucky to be coming home again 
Lucky we’re in love in every way 
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed 
Lucky to be coming home someday 

And so I’m sailing through the sea 
To an island where we’ll meet 
You’ll hear the music fill the air 
I’ll put a flower in your hair 

Though the breezes through the trees 
Move so pretty, you’re all I see 
As the world keeps spinning round 
You hold me right here right now 

Lucky I’m in love with my best friend 
Lucky to have been where I have been 
Lucky to be coming home again 
Lucky we’re in love in every way 
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed 
Lucky to be coming home someday 

i thought this was really cool

Posted in Uncategorized on April 11, 2010 by lmfjiang
this email was circulating among my group of friends and i thought i could share with everyone. it’s really funny!

Cinderella lost both her glass high-heels, then the prince dunno which gal dance with him that night. His eye put stamp, go marry her "cui" step-sister… haizzz. See lar, must be the step sister go steal her high heel.
She become "depression" liao and go to the bar, try to drown herself with X.O wine…
 
*Pss… See the picture… So many "Hum sup" uncle go "bioo" her… (ogle at her)*
Thats why I say the prince eye "ta" stamp.. chio bu also dunno which one. =)

Snow White and the 7 babies. Wahhh so sad… No more princess liao, become "nanny". Must be the Cost of living too high, like singapore. So, the "prince charming" got no choice, need to downgrade and buy HDB. Can see, he is very high tech seahh, can attend National Day parade by watching TV. *useless bump*
 
See lar, snow white… Nv open your eye big big… Marry people liao then you see his true colours..

Because of the stupid 3rd World War on Terrorism, Ms Little Red riding went hiding in the forests.
Lucky for her, must have gotten a boyfriend serving NS before. She know the importance of
"wei yu chou mo", (saving up for raining days) So she brought along coke zero and hamburgers to stock up her field-basket.
 
She thought "Coke zero wont make u fat what?" But she forgot to watch the movie "SUper-size mE"..
Hamburgers are not normal sandwiches… they can make you rounder…
 
Morale of story: Do not trade apples for humburgers. An apple a day keeps you away from the doctore.

This girl tragic ah… Never buy alarm clock. Overslept until her prince charming become "ah gong"

But can tell the guy very faithful… keep praying…Well, at least you got a good husband  =)


Because Belle went to commit suicide on World Trade Center just now. The U.S thought Osama bin laden is the mastermind! So thEy went to attack ARAB, where jasmine lived.
Eyyy… dont see that jasmine so cool okay? (Tell you a secret: All the heli-Kopter behind all fake one, they use photo-shop one..)
 
Aiyah, nevermind lah… even if there is real army tanks and heli-"Kop" ters.behind her also no need to worry.
A gorgeous lady like her will make all the pilots miss all the attacks! See pretty girl hands, also tremble liao.
 
How about the magic carpet and the genie leh? Cause they not pretty.  The hei-kopters and tanks must have shot them down already. =(
 
This jasmine looked caucasian. Shouldnt Arabian girls look more like Osama?
Ahh! I know, she must have gone to bleach herself white….Like Michael Jackson.  
(OMG wilson please stop this lame stuff =P )

One day, beauty quarrel with beast. Beast become very angry and he accidently maul her face with his claws…*Rawrr*
Her face "bwangg" liao, then she became emo… Cannot take it, so she climb to the top floor of World Trade Centre and jump down, then die.. Poor thingg…she didnt know got something called plastic surgery. die liao then the undertaker help her do plastic surgery.
 
Beauty and Beast should have gone to listen to Pst Kong’s marriage relationship management, then wont quarrel liao. :/

One day, KK went fishing… and then. *WHOOSH!*
He caught something…
"A fish???"    no.
"A mermaid!!!"  YEA!!    (can see his eyes big big)
 
You all can guess what he did to the mermaid already. Enough said =)
If it was me who caught her, I would have married her instead. *Wasted*
See lar, now become sushi liao how to marry?

the guy who wrote all this is really quiet in real life. but damn, he is so lame!!!

love fool

Posted in Uncategorized on April 1, 2010 by lmfjiang
it’s been 3 months of not talking to each other. and yet, i still feel angry whenever i think about what has happened.

i guess i should let go already. i mean, come on. let’s just face it. love is more important than friendship. in such a case.
i cant imagine anyone who can stand being insulted by a boyfriend who generally leeches on his girlfriend. no backbone at all. and can still continue to be flirty and all…. committing mistakes and YET be forgiven by his girlfriend. how can anyone be so blind and so dumb? it really pisses me off.
and the best thing is, for all the stupid things that her boyfriend has done, i’m suppose to pay for it – at the expense of a friendship that used to blossom.
and c’mon – is it my fault that you can’t control your boyfriend? if your boyfriend wants to stray, he can stray ANYTIME, and on anyone. Okay fine, i’ll "FUCK OFF" (in ur own words) forever from your life. lives. sick lives.
and the stupid idiotic boyfriend has to message me to say "u should forgive her. if you were here u’d be pissed" Wat the?!! it’s all your fault that this has happened! damnit! and then he could still say "give her some time, she’s coming to terms with it" SERIOUSLY. she doesn’t need TIME to FORGIVE a boyfriend who betrayed her trust, and she needs time to what, talk to a friend who just happened to respond to her boyfriend’s message? did i commit a greater wrong than that idiot? and she can still say "let there be justice in this world". u studied law. for wat??
and oh, i remember, you said "I DON’T KNOW YOU". FINE! i don’t know you either. didn’t know you could be capable of being so dumb.
ya rite "never let anything affect friendship". look at my finger.
i’m still angry and mad at the both of them. i hate them! idiots! morons! GAL, U R A BLIND FOOL! never seen anyone as dumb as this.
but i can’t be friends with her anymore. disappointed. thoroughly. guess some people can’t live without a man. even if the man was the last desirable man on earth.
how many occassions have u stood me up? u call me ur best friend? no, i’m not. u only need ur dumb boyfriend. 
xmas. we were suppose to celebrate together. -gone-
movie. we were suppose to catch some movie together. -gone-
i guess i grew too close to you, that i forgot you had a boyfriend.
算了吧!没了就没了。对你而言,有没有我,并没有关系。那,我还牵挂着这份友情 for wat?